Have your mom help you find the door to your apartment. Walk down the hallway.
Run past a vent with air blowing! This part is very exciting.
Look for the elevator and have your mom help you push the button.
Get on the elevator. Be careful not to trip in the crack.
There are a lot of buttons that light up in the elevator. Buttons are my favorite.
Exit the elevator and walk by the vending machines.
Go outside.
Once outside, try to figure out where to go. Attempt to eat some rocks. Have rocks taken away by your mom. Require your mom to carry you, flailing, to the bus stop. Let’s skip over this part.
Cheer as Big Brother exits the school bus. Success!
Hold Big Brother’s hand and walk in some grass.
Back to the apartment.
No thank you mama I do not need to hold hands. I am a big boy now.
Baby Duck Monologues 