OH HELLO THERE IS THAT A SNACK FOR ME

OH IT IS NOT YOU SAY

HOW ABOUT I MUNCH ON IT ANYWAY

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG WITH THREE EYES

A PIIIG

MUST DISCONNECT CABLE

It seems they have erected some kind of rudimentary pillow barrier.

Ha.

Ha. Pillow barrier.

Easily surmountable. I have surmounted it.

Target acquired.

MY HAIR

IT IS ALL NEAT AND TIDY AND RESPECTABLE

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

FOUND THIS LADY

SHE IS MY LADY NOW

I HAVE ADOPTED HER

March Madness Ducks with Daddy

DADDY GIVE ME THE REMOTE

I NEED TO SEE HOW MEMPHIS IS DOING

MY HAIR IS INEXPLICABLE

Campuuuuuuus!!

TOYS LADIES LADIES AND TOYS

Where… where am I?

You there. Please step into my office.

I want to discuss an important recurring issue that has been brought to my attention. It has to do with pureed broccoli.

We’ve had a few discussions regarding the broccoli, and I’m taking you aside because I’m afraid your broccoli-related performance is just not improving. Remember: broccoli NO. Rice biscuits and puffs YES.

I’m placing you on a 30-day probationary period. I hope to see your performance turn around, or I will be forced to take disciplinary measures, up to and including barfing broccoli all over you and pooping improbably up my back.